30 Days of Lists: Day 14

I Know I'm Getting Older When:

• I stiffen up from sitting to long.
• My knees creak
• I look at my shockingly white streaked hair in the mirror.
• I hold off on going to the bathroom to avoid climbing the stairs
• I hear what teenagers are calling music these days and grumble.
• I would rather take a nap than watch TV.
• I have to take off my glasses (for distance) to see close up.
• I realize my son is getting to be a Big Kid, not a baby anymore.
• Someone reminds me how long it's been since... (high school/college/law school/we met/etc.)
• Too many aches and pains:
  • Neck
  • Back
  • Hips
  • Ankles
  • Knees
  • Feet
  • Elbows
  • Shoulders
  • Head.
• I can't straighten up completely.