Monday, September 08, 2003

Fairy Tales and Freakouts

I am having a bad bad bad set of days. On the edge of a breakdown bad. Of course, I am looking for ways to avoid dealing with reality...

Hence:



FAIRY TALE

Once upon a time there has a young WOODCARVER named HORATIO. He was BRAVELY TRAVELING in the FURRY forest when he met WISE MICHAEL, a run-away JESTER from the SMELLY Queen MIRANDA.

HORATIO could see that WISE MICHAEL was hungry so he reached into his TREASURE CHEST and give him his UGLY PORRIDGE. WISE MICHAEL was thankful for HORATIO's PORRIDGE, so he told HORATIO a very GOOFY story about Queen MIRANDA's daughter CHELE. How her mother, the SMELLY Queen MIRANDA, kept her locked away in a TOWER protected by a gigantic WOLF, because CHELE was so SWEET.

HORATIO SEARCHED. He vowed to WISE MICHAEL the JESTER that he would save the SWEET CHELE. He would JUMP the WOLF, and take CHELE far away from her evil mother, the SMELLY Queen MIRANDA, and SERANADE her.

Then, all of the sudden, there was a STRANGE POOPING and WISE MICHAEL the JESTER began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic WOLF from his story. SMELLY Queen MIRANDA JUMPED out from behind a HARP and struck HORATIO dead. In the far off TOWER you could hear a SONG.

THE END.

Make your own Fairy Tale at fuali.com



and from the same site:

I am 74% Tortured Artist

Art is significant in my life, people are scum but I have the capicity to deal with it. Give it a few more years and I will either forget about art or hate the world.

Take the Tortured Artist Test at fuali.com

How silly is that?

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